Seriosly, guys, if I have six followers why aren't any commenting? I like comments. I like knowing people are actually there.
But Mom, you don't need to comment.
I already know what you would say.
Anywho: It's snowy here. Cold. And wet, it's also wet. I took a million-billion pictures of the snow but since I'm too lazy to upload them to my computer you can just...imagine them.
My darling(oliver) peed on Moms keyboard. I thought it was hilarious. She didn't. OH OH: I just thought of something.
On Halloween when I got bitten by Tiny, mom also posted on her blog. Some manic woman posted a comment saying Tiny should have been put down and how it was oh so horrible blah-diddy-blah. We deleted it immediately. I now wish we would have gotten a picture of it.
I mean come on, it was my fault he bit me. I don't care that I got bitten. He was up on all of his shots, he didn't have rabies, it's cool. People, it's all good. I even say that it didn't hurt. It didn't, really. I'm not trying to be macho, it seriously never hurt. Sure, I have a scar. Sure, I'll probably have said scar for the rest of my life. But no dog deserves to be put down. Not even if it kills someone. I hold this judgement.
But back to Oliver. He only got a drop out but Mom is still obsessing over it. And yeah yeah, my cat is OH SO BAD because he peed. Whatever. I don't think so, you don't tell me so. Capisce? Yes.
For people who have never seen a mob movie ever, capisce means "Do you understand?". Just thought I'd get that out of the way.
And everyone please go sad-face because one of my friends has a hamster with an abscess in one of its cheeks. It also has an infected eye :(
SADFACE.
In other news we have roughly six inches of snow here. I be lovin' the snow guys. I be lovin' it. Although my two babies go outside and come back in speckled. Bear is a backwards Dalmation and Oliver is...a speckled cat. Yeah.
Speaking of cats, whenever I move out and live on my own in Las Vegas(this is before I marry a wealthy casino owner) I will have a Sphinx cat. They have no hair. Which is good when you always wear black things, such as I do. I have a white cat and an orange cat and when they rub on you your clothes get sort of furry.
Who am I kidding? A lot furry.
Leaving on Monday to go to the foxy house.