Money and The Magical Cartridge

I, like most, am good at losing things. Occasionally, I hide things from myself and mum and dad and then forget where I put them. Actually, to be honest that's 90% of the time. Anyway, dad was looking for the remote which I had hidden. He looked behind a cushion on the couch and he found my Super Mario Bros. cartridge for my DS. How that ever ended up back there, I will never know. Ever. Especially since I had just seen it the other day in my DS game case. Magic cartridge? I do believe so.

As you may know, Christmas is fast approaching. Apparently, mum has already gotten five (5) packages in the mail for me. Five! Yes, I know I am very lucky. Very, very lucky.

In other news, we made an impromptu trip to Mcdonald's to get some of their $1 dollar ice cream. Two hot fudge for me, two for mum, and two strawberry for dad. I treated, because for some reason I'm usually the only one with money here. $20, to be precise. I know I'm like so rich. No, no I'm not. I spend my money so willy-nilly. I had $50 because I did a job for someone and I spent it all on Webkinz. Not a wise financial decision, I'm afraid. I'm going to try and start saving money.

Plus, look at that hair guys. Just look at it. That's a lot of hair. Lots and lots of hair. And what do I do with it? I cut it to below my ears, that's what I do.

I don't regret that decision.

And I look sort of creepy in the second picture. Disregard that, considering that was years ago.

I'm much awesomer and less alien-hybrid like now.

Holy Oxymoron

So, imagine this, I'm just sitting in my chair relaxing. Maybe reading some internet funnies(icanhascheezburger.com) in my Google Reader. Laughing a lot, you know the drill. When suddenly, I hear a snapping noise and my chair leans back. No, not falling, but leaning. In a really freaky way.

If you didn't guess by now, my chair broke. I have had that chair for years. Or at least a year. I'm now using a nowhere near as comfortable chair to replace it. Despite the fact that they are the exact same chair the broken one was more comfortable.

Thankfully the only thing I hurt was my pride. Along with my bottom. Hurts a lot.
But, better things. Let us talk about them.

...

Wait I don't think there are any better things.

Wait yes there is.

CHRISTMAS(yes I'm talking about christmas even though halloween is next and then thanksgiving.) is coming up in a few months. Do you know what you're going to get anyone yet?

Mostly my Christmas list, carefully documented by mum because I can never remember what I want, consists of games or books.
Yeah you read that right.

BOOKS.
I know it's unheard of for a twelve year old to like books. I'm just awesome like that.
Other things are generally I-pod accessories(like the I-Dog) or DVD's. Like The Mentalist Season One. I really want that.

Recently I was browsing Amazon and I listed off everything I liked.

Also, I would actually really love to get Astonishing X-Men: Nightcrawler. I have a thinly veiled obsession with him, in all media. Any of the TV shows, X-Men The Animated Series, X-Men Evolution, Wolverine and the X-Men. Also his comic book self. He's just full of awesomeness.

And he's blue, which makes him all the more awesome.
See? See how awesome he is?

Even upside down.

I'ma Bite You

Well, we've gotten fast food five times this week. FIVE TIMES, people. That can't be healthy. Heck, it isn't healthy.

We went to Mcdonalds drive-thru this time, and there was a startling relevation!

...

I'm Edward Cullens illegitimate child. I KNOW ISN'T IT GREAT?
No not really. But I was looking at myself in the side mirror and I guess the light hit my face just right and I looked exactly like Edward Cullen. You couldn't even see my glasses, and every feature I had looked exactly like his.

It was a scary moment.

A very scary moment.

Regardless, I got a Happy Meal with a plain burger. Everything except the actual meat tasted nasty on that thing. S'okay, I just took it off the bun.

I got milk, the regular kind from the white cows. Not the brown ones.

It was expired by a day, so if I die sue Mcd's.

As always, I got a two 10 piece Chicken McNuggets. I love those things even if the chickens are horribly abused before being killed and then made into these lovely chunks of golden brown heaven in snack size. I mean, it tastes good. It's food. I don't care.

OH AND HEY TOMMOROW'S TUESDAY.

NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles, The Good Wife.

I don't like the spin-off of NCIS, I watched the first episode then stopped. Mum and Dad still watch it though. We don't watch The Good Wife, but because it's in the line-up I figured I ought to put it up too.

But Thursday, oh yeah. That's my favorite night. The Mentalist all the way, man.

You're a moron.

So, I'm reading these parental review sites. Seeing if mum would let me watch X-Men Origins: Wolverine. She probably will but that honestly isn't the point. Apparently, the movie is full of "plot holes" Dear lord, research some!

And I will quote these things:

"I'll begin by pointing out the film's faults (though I'm not quite sure I can fit all of them in to this review): Okay, so Wolverine is, according to the movie, born in 1846 to the name of James and he kills his father. But then, it's the nineteen-seventies, and he's like thirty years old! Did he just magically stop aging somewhere along the way?"-bubbleboy(commonsensemedia.org)

His healing process slows aging. Wikipedia knows all, kid. Go read up on Wolverine and come back to me.

"Also, the random name change left me confused and kind of annoyed. He is born James, which his friends know, but then his name just randomly becomes Logan and everyone starts referring to hum(him) by that."-bubbleboy
(commonsensemedia.org)
He changed his name after he left. I'm not sure on this.

I am disappointed in humanity.

Plus, when you get older, what makes you look old? The fact that your health is decreasing and you're releasing a hormone or something like that. Healing. Health not decreasing. Not aging. It sort of ties in together. It just made me mad. It's not a plot hole. You're just an idiot.

And then there's one that says "off" for age 2. And "iffy" for age 5.

THEY ARE 5 YEARS OLD. Do they really need to see something like this? Heck no. And a 2 year old? Well, why don't we just scar them for life and give them nightmares?!

You people have no common sense.

Oh wait.

"Go see it with all your kids! Even the 5 year old loved it!!
Ok, I have to disagree that this movie had no explanation like it was supposed to! I understood that HELLO he is a mutant and wont age because he grew up and that was it, his name was James Logan, and the premise was that you dont have to kill just because you can, It is not overly violent I took all four of my kids even the 5 yr old who was cheering at many parts of the movie, the end villan was awesome , and their were no heavy makeout scenes, one kiss is the most their was, As far as the naked scene( My favorite part of the movie was the repeat bare chests of Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman and Liev whatever his last name is even looked good in this movie!) Anyways, the naked scene is about two seconds as he is running away and then you see a shot of his butt and nothing else. If you have superhero fans, they will love this movie, and the kids being captured is not obvious until they call them kids they are teenagers not kids and they all make it out safe so nothing traumatic! Overly sensitive parents are not gonna like it but if you are not too strict and dont try to shelter your kids out of everything they will be fine!! Its a good action movie and I dont let go of 60 bucks easily and I did it happily today!"

WHAT. THE. HECK. KIND. OF. PARENT. ARE. YOU.

The world has gone to hell in a hand basket, pretty sure.

Also, you are an adult and write like that? I'm freaking 12 and have better grammar than you.
And now, I just realized, his name is not James Logan. It's James Howlett. He then just goes by Logan.

DIE OSAMA BIN LADEN

Yes, yes, it is late.

OSAMA YOU SUCK I HOPE YOU FALL INTO A PIT OF POISONOUS SPIDERS AND YOUR BODY ROTS BUT YOU'RE STILL ALIVE AND I HOPE YOU STAY ALIVE FOR THE EXCRUCIATING PAIN THAT COMES WITH IT AND I HOPE YOU GET SO SICK YOU CAN'T EVEN BREATH BUT YOU ARE STILL ALIVE AND COUGHING UP BLOOD SO HARD YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING BUT LAY THERE IN AGONY.

Then I hope that somebody finds you and lights your body on fire while you're just teetering on the edge of death.

That is what I hope for. Thank you~

(also national service day also sucks)

Sorry for all those who lost their lives on 9/11/01 and I hope their families are having a good day.

Also spellcheck told me to put Obama instead of Osama. I love irony.

The Wisdom of Words

I am in the process of making a list of what to do and what not to do. And lots of other things. It's coming along fine. I figure I ought to keep you up on the progress, so here are some clippings.

1. Never act on something you think would be a good idea at the time. It won’t be.

• Old men are cute. Learn it, live it.
• It’s never just the wind. If someone says it is, it’s false information.
• If you have no idea what it is but it tastes good, don’t ask. It’ll save you a lot of time next to the toilet.
• Fire burns.
• Never go towards the light.
• Try to never talk to yourself in your head. After a while, someone will talk back. But it’s ideal if you’re lonely.
• Cats are great companions. Buy one. And if, by chance, you are allergic, buy a Sphinx cat.
• Gangs may look ‘cool’ and ‘macho’ but you won’t be saying that when you want to get out of one. Trust me.

Also, another word of advice: Never say his name. EVER. And no I'm not talking about Beetlejuice.

You Spin Me Right 'Round (and I have a headache so stop it)

We (me + mum) went to the Batavia library to meet our Home school Evaluator. The library was pretty small, but I like places like that. Easy to navigate, easy to find stuff (because it's so tiny), and easy to remember. I told Mum not to tell HE that I was here. Then I abandoned her to go look for a book or something. It took me until HE arrived almost to find something to look at. Which would be about 15-20 minutes after we got there. I settled on the Artemis Fowl Graphic Novel because I hadn't seen it. And Holly has big boobs, apparently. So while HE and Mum talked about stuff I could care less about, I was enveloped in the world of Artemis Fowl. HE's kids came too because they were apparently going to coney island after this. Which makes me feel bad because couldn't we just re-schedule a different day so they could have their outing? But whatever. After I finished the AF graphic novel they still weren't done. So I returned it back to it's spot (photographic memory = win) and perused the teenage whatever young adult cliche isle and didn't find anything. So I turn around and OH HEY IM THE GRAPHIC NOVEL SHELF THAT WAS RIGHT BEHIND YOU SINCE YOU GOT HERE LOL. I saw Marvel comic books. NANANANA BATMAN. Then, I looked at the bottom shelf and they had the Yu-Gi-Oh! manga. Of course I snatched it and started reading. I was almost in the middle of it when HAND SIGNAL TIME from Mum happened and we had to go. So I (reluctantly) put the YGO manga back where it was and trotted out the store like a puppy. Actually trotted is more of a horse word but I don't really care. So we got in the car. And she was like "do you want to stop off at Granny and Grampa's?" and first I'm like "no" then it turned to "yes" then back to "no" but finally ended up on "yes". Quick version: we went, granny was sleeping with janie, grampa talked with us, granny and janie woke up, i played with janie, janie was cute-ish, we had pizza and then went bye-bye at like 5:00. We were there for almost three hours. Oh and granny asked Tony for 20 dollars so I could stop somewhere because we had missed out on our library time. I have privileges. GRANDDAUGHTER 4 EVER. Yes, for some strange reason all our library's close at 6:00. We stopped at Borders. I wanted to see if they had the Yu-Gi-Oh manga. We perused for a minute while I squinted at the hanging signs and why don't glasses ever work when you need them too? Then I was like "come on we're going to the kids thing" and we went. And the OH HEY KIDS MANGA/GRAPHIC novels. Da na na na LEGEND OF ZELDA da na na na WARRIORS da na na na no Yu-Gi-Oh. So I'm like dang. Then mum goes looking at something and I dutifully follow her. Until I ditch her to go look for YGO some more. After a few minutes she finds me again. We look around even more. I find a computer that lets you search the store for stuff. It says search for books magazines or something else I cant be bothered to remember. So I sit there and am like, is manga book? So mum was like I guess so I clicked it and searched. It took a minute to find the actual volume I wanted (1) because it has so many volumes and things it had like 15 pages. I refined my search to "Yu-Gi-Oh volume 1" and lo and behold YES WE DO HAVE IT IN STOCK. I'm all lolwut I just looked at the kids section. So I demanded asked nicely for mom to go ask a person who works there. While I hid behind a shelf. It was necessary. I almost had a panic attack buying food from Best Buy for me and Cassidy. I don't think I would be able to handle asking another human being for help. So I just made mom do it to quell my fear. They were right behind the Twilight display. BIG FAIL FOR ME. And there were tons of them. AND YAY YU-GI-OH WAS IN THERE TOO. I only had 20 dollars so it was kind of "oh noes is this going to be like expensive" but turns out they were only 7 monies. So I bought volume 1 and 2. I finished 1 today and started a little bit on 2 today also. And then we got chocolate covered sunflower seeds? Which were surprisingly good.

Nobody Tagged Me

What does your music library say about you?
*Put Your iTunes, winamp, mp3 player or whatever on SHUFFLE
*For each question, press the next button to get your answer (no cheating!!)
*You must write down song/artist even if it doesn't make sense
*Include any comments in parenthesis
*Tag at least 10 friends- include the person who tagged you!
1. What do your friends say about you?Must Have Done Something Right-Relient K
2. How would your coworkers describe youBlaze of Glory-Bon Jovi
3. How would you describe yourself?Ground Control To Major Tom-David Bowie
4. What do you like in a romantic partner?What Hurts The Most-Rascal Flatts
5. How do you feel today?We Are The Champions-Queen
6. What is your life’s purpose?Move Along-The All American Rejects
7. What is your motto?Be My Escape-Relient K
8. What do you think about the most?Never Met A Girl Like You-Corbin Bleu
9. What are you going to do on your next vacation?The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia-Reba McEntire
10. What do you think of your first love/date?Breakdown-Plain White T's
11. What is your life story?Wanted Dead Or Alive-Bon Jovi
12. What did you do yesterday?Pust It To The Limit-Corbin Bleu
13. What do you think of when you see the person you like/love?Hold On-Jonas Brothers
14. What describes your wedding?Flying By-Billy Ray Cyrus15. What will they play at your funeral?Work This Out-HSM
16. What is your obsession?I Need You Now-Billy Ray Cyrus
17. What is your biggest fear?The Song Of The Cebu-VeggieTales
18. What is your biggest secret?Dismissed-ZOEGirl
19. What is your biggest turn-on?Revenge-Plain White T's
20. How do you describe your friends?I'm So Miserable-Billy Ray Cyrus
21. What would you do with a million dollars?Who Are You-The Who
22. What is your biggest regret?The First Song Prince Ever Wrote-Tim Hawkins
23. What would you rather be doing right now?!Can't Live Without Your Love-Billy Ray Cyrus
24. What will you post this list as?Savages-Pocahontas

What does your music library say about you?
*Put Your iTunes, winamp, mp3 player or whatever on SHUFFLE*
For each question, press the next button to get your answer (no cheating!!)
*You must write down song/artist even if it doesn't make sense
*Include any comments in parenthesis
*Tag at least 10 friends- include the person who tagged you!
1. What do your friends say about you?You Are The Music In Me-HSM
2. How would your coworkers describe youAnything Is Possible-ZOEGirl
3. How would you describe yourself?I Want My Mullet Back-Billy Ray Cyrus
4. What do you like in a romantic partner?Photograph-Nickelback
5. How do you feel today?Think Of Me-VeggieTales
6. What is your life’s purpose?Some Gave All-Billy Ray Cyrus
7. What is your motto?Clear-Miley Cyrus
8. What do you think about the most?Who Wants To Live Forever-Queen
9. What are you going to do on your next vacation?Fly On The Wall-Miley Cyrus
10. What do you think of your first love/date?God Help The Outcasts-Hunchback of Notredame
11. What is your life story?Lay Your Hands On Me-Bon Jovi
12. What did you do yesterday?Who I Am Hates Who I've Been-Relient K
13. What do you think of when you see the person you like/love?Istanbul(not Constantinople)-They Might Be Giants
14. What describes your wedding?My Generation-The Who15. What will they play at your funeral?We're All In This Together-HSM
16. What is your obsession?The In Crowd-Mitchel Musso
17. What is your biggest fear?Ballroom Blitz-The Sweet
18. What is your biggest secret?Eminence Front-The Who
19. What is your biggest turn-on?Sk8r Boi-Avril Lavigne20. How do you describe your friends?G.N.O (Girls Night Out)-Miley Cyrus
21. What would you do with a million dollars?Stand-Billy Ray Cyrus
22. What is your biggest regret?Paintball Wizard-Tim Hawkins
23. What would you rather be doing right now?!When There Was Me And You-HSM
24. What will you post this list as?Purple Rain-Prince

What does your music library say about you?
*Put Your iTunes, winamp, mp3 player or whatever on SHUFFLE
*For each question, press the next button to get your answer (no cheating!!)
*You must write down song/artist even if it doesn't make sense
*Include any comments in parenthesis
*Tag at least 10 friends- include the person who tagged you!
1. What do your friends say about you?Colors of the Wind-Pocahontas
2. How would your coworkers describe youBring Me To Life-Evanscence
3. How would you describe yourself?Shadow Games-YGO Movie Soundtrack
4. What do you like in a romantic partner?Home-Three Days Grace
5. How do you feel today?Hellfire-Hunchback of Notredame
6. What is your life’s purpose?Won't Get Fooled Again-The Who
7. What is your motto?Give It To Somebdody-Billy Ray Cyrus
8. What do you think about the most?Gunpowder & Lead-Miranda Lambert
9. What are you going to do on your next vacation?The Beginning-Billy Ray Cyrus
10. What do you think of your first love/date?Whispers In The Dark-Skillet
11. What is your life story?Like Nothing Else-Billy Ray Cyrus
12. What did you do yesterday?Heart of Hearts-David Phelps
13. What do you think of when you see the person you like/love?Tonight-Jonas Brothers
14. What describes your wedding?Potential Break Up SOng-Aly & Aj15. What will they play at your funeral?Smells Like Birthday Cake-Tim Hawkins
16. What is your obsession?In & Out Of Love-Bon Jovi
17. What is your biggest fear?Strong Enough-Cher
18. What is your biggest secret?Playing with the Big Boys Now-Prince of Egypt
19. What is your biggest turn-on?See You Again-Miley Cyrus20. How do you describe your friends?Cletus Take The Reel-Tim Hawkins
21. What would you do with a million dollars?Bet On It-HSM
22. What is your biggest regret?Say OK-Vanessa Hudgens
23. What would you rather be doing right now?!My Supercuts Experience-Tim Hawkins
24. What will you post this list as?Satisfaction-David Phelps
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YES I DID THREE.
And I'm not tagging anybody. That way, you can all feel the same way I feel when left out of a meme.
OH AND STEVEN BROKE. He's okay now though. Geek Squad fixed him. Ily Geek Squad <3