21st century digital boy

I try to aim low on my choices of careers because I know that I'm pretty apt to fail at anything I ever try. And as follows are my main choices of jobs.

• Egyptologist
• Massage Therapist
• Paparazzo
• Maid
• Russian Interpreter

For this last one I will actually need to learn Russian first (oops), go to college for four years (or more, not that I'm complaining), and hopefully not die once I actually visit Russia because I will no doubt insult someone accidentally by my Americanisms.
Why is that a word? Canadianism. Why are these words? Why? I must know.

I'm lazy.

Riri-Lala-Kiki: Not Australia! Australia scares me, no offence. The spiders are gigantic and you have box jellyfish.

Carozilla: Ohh, I see. I like chickens.
And you aren't a naked man with a snake unless you're only a small child. I should have clarified, it's only November 2009 and onwards that the change is affecting.

Is it? That's terribly flattering.


and i have just been informed by google that i am not a man and would therefore be a paparraza, not paparazzo.