i was confused by the powers that be, forgetting names and faces

passersby were looking at me as if they could erase it

Who picks up a jelly fish? That is just terrifying stuff right there.
And you're welcome.

Did you hear about the zodiac switch around? I totally didn't. So at first I was at a loss at being swapped from this,

to this,

I liked being swoopy and, you know, not a fish. I eat fish. I don't eat rams.

But then I found out that the change does not affect me, and so I am fine now. I much prefer being a swoopy... that thing to being a sort of round H.

Who came up with these letters? How does an H mean ' ay - che '?

I don't get it. But then, I kind of have to get it because I was raised on knowing that you say H ay - che.

But I still... it's too confusing.

How does one stop themselves from bouncing around to different topics just back and forth?

Excuse me whilst I go forth and find something in the news to be irate about.

Shouldn't take me long.

Maybe a day or two.

Or four.